It’s a grand Old Hoax

It’s a Grand Old Hoax

(sung to It’s a Grand Old Flag)

 

It’s a grand old hoax

Full of daggers and cloaks

One the press may forever supress

When the towers fell

They did not dwell

On why George remained in that class

Or how they came straight down

All the way to the ground

Just as if the demo was planned

The evidence does not support

The story they told this land

 

For the next surprise

That was greeting our eyes

Saw the pentagon burning in flames

The key to our defense

Breached without suspense

While Cheney directed war games

They say the hijackers

Were all amateurs

But they flew like experts that day

The evidence does not support

What the government had to say

 

Then in record time

They had figured the crime

Had been done by some Arab extremes

But what you didn’t hear

Those men appear

On none of the flylists it seems

How could that be so

And our press just not know

Something fishy is going on here

Why should the press investigate

When they prefer to feed our fear

 

The they closed our skies

Except for some guys

Who were cousins to the mastermind

The bin Laden clan

Fled though flight was banned

The feds said that this was just fine

How could that be true

In the red, white and blue

You would think they would take more care

To learn about the truth that day

But you won’t find it on the air

 

Bush announced his plan

to bomb Afghanistan

And remind us our job was to shop

It’s a shame if kids

Get blown to bits

But shopping will help out a lot

Gosh, the wisdom here

is so perfectly clear

Cuz the prez and the press agree

Don’t think about what’s going on

Just believe stuff that’s on T.V.

 

Bush’s planned attack

was to invade Iraq

Even if there were facts to be fixed

So it took a while

To grow that pile

Of lies, misdirections and tricks

Then he said, "Let’s go"

Though the whole world said "No!"

But it didn’t matter one bit

"A focus group" was what he said

And the whole world could just eat shit

 

While the years slip by

And the thousands, they die

And the terror continues to grow

George maintains that we

Near victory

But clearly that just isn’t so

Now that "Bush’s Brain"

has outed Ms. Plame

And the subways in London still burn

Let’s impeach Bush, and Cheney too

And give someone else a turn.

 

Peace, Love, end the Bush Administration

 

justis suffram