Nuttier than a squirrel turd

Dear Assclown,

Just because your paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

Quick - put on your foil beanie! Rove, Rumsfeld and Rice are reading your thoughts!

By the way, turnips don’t have brains, and even if G_d gave them brains they’d be smarter than you.

Regards, The Ugly American