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18 December 2004, 16:37

Dear Buttmonkey,

You’re about as fresh as a KC & The Sunshine Band 8-track, and as intelligent as a NFL fullback. Notice that I didn’t call you a Moron, since their are other ways of pointing out one’s failures without being as blunt.

I find it truly amazing that you can tell so much about an individual without ever meeting them in person. The awful truth is, you can’t - so you resort to talking out of your ass to puff yourself up. This type of thinking is at the core of Fascism, and your goose-stepping march to belittle those who hold opinions contrary to your own must be defeated, as Islamofascism is being defeated in the Middle East.

Kindly go fuck yourself, you Nazi asshole. Us Americans don’t need your kind around here.

Regards, The Ugly American