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> The Democratic party e-mailed me a survey about the election 2004. Here’s my reply

11 November 2004, 02:17

I want a Cheney mask!!!! Ever notice how unusually he holds his mic? This tells an awful lot about a man. Let Linda, the lesbian-book author, have him.

There’s nothing wrong with being pissed. In fact, this is a good kind of pissed. Not the kind that calls for innocent blood, and death to anyone outside the Bible Belt: that sinister, other-worldly beligerent pissed so many God-fearing people are proud to call their own. What’s up with that? It’s like a bad dream, no, a frightmare!

We might consider blaming the Disney Channel for portraying a generation of young women as conniving, cut-throat beings, while the young men play either shallow invaders or sniveling fools for them. Sorry Mickey, just calling it like it is.

Had I the foresight to make masks, I would have picked Karen Hughes, only, having banned Disney, I never learned the bitch tactics. I guess that wouldn’t be too much fun after all. What I need are some videos of her to understand how it’s done. I am currently writing to the United Nations to inform them that a surefire way to get the Bush Administration is to study their modus operandi, then lower themselves to play the same game. Something like that, only in an educated format.

I, for one, am eagerly awaiting the major foul-ups apt to occur by December 13th, those which might ENTICE the Electoral College to dump the fraudulent popular vote. Ah! That’s the rub! Except come January 6th, we might have to contend with half a nation of really pissed people with Bibles and Guns! I urge all pychologists and law enforcement people to stand ready! Maybe hire an Israeli contractior to build a nice wall.

In the meantime, I entertain myself by watching for Sean Hannity’s head to explode, or spot Bill O’Reilly’s semi-invisible temple horns, (I swear I’ve seen them. Was this a movie, or, am I hallucinating?) although I make sure to equalize my ire by taking two Keith Olberman’s most nights before I retire. Can’t get enough of him.

Still, one of the worst parts about all this is that people like my sister, who excommunicated me from the Catholic Church, aren’t just drooling, it’s like mass hysteria...as if they’ve been given license to rule the world. This must be a direct relation to a misconstruing of definition that they are actually RIGHT and we’ve been LEFT behind—at, least for the moment. Remember: January 6th. January 6th. We should all practice some Sufi breathing techniques while imagining the Electors shaking hands not being able to vote for Bush. Send waves of sickening revulsion their way as a little added measure.

Enjoyed the article, thanks!

marsha hodgson, a little weary, but not ready for defeat!