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14 June 2005, 21:34

FINALLY!! AT LAST!! We’ve discovered the location of the Republican girlie-Bush Right-Wing Echo Chamber(s). 216.**.234.** and 216.**.235.**, you really should stand and peel down those panties of yours, then spread your legs and crack open those wide smiles while you take a bow, just like you learned at your Freeper Frat House. . .then the entire world will be relieved to discover that the only weapons of mass destruction are the ones up your echoing, gaping colons and from your girlie-Bush!

You are truly perfect Freepers because you adhere to and perpetuate the Gospel according to your metaphorically incorrect girlie-Bush, from the Book of Sinner Matthew, Chapter 5:

“5:1. And deceiving the multitudes, he went up into Washington : and when he was set, his disciples came unto him :
“5:2. And he opened his mouth, and mesmerized them, by crooning,
“5:3. Damned are the poor in spirit : for theirs is the kingdom of hell.
“5:4. Damned are they that mourn : for they shall be disconsolate.
“5:5. Damned are the meek : for they shall inherit nothing.
“5:6. Damned are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness : for they shall remain empty.
“5:7. Damned are the merciful : for they shall obtain no mercy.
“5:8. Damned are the pure in heart : for they shall see Satan.
“5:9. Damned are the peacemakers : for they shall be called the children of Satan.
“5:10. Damned are they which are persecuted for righteousness’ sake : for theirs is the kingdom of hell.

In particular, you philandering Freepers have memorized and completely cherished Chapter 5, Verse 9: “Damned are the peacemakers : for they shall be called the children of Satan.”

And everyone here already knows the source(s) for your wisdom to be:

THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO
GEORGIE ‘Doh’bya BUSH,
DICKIE ‘Go Fuck Yourself’ CHENEY
DONNIE ‘Know-It-All Except Abu Ghraib’ RUMSFELD
CANDY ‘Me So Yummy Horny’ RICE
ANNIE ‘The Bitch is Back’ COULTER
RUSHIE ‘Pills’ LIMBAUGH
BILLIE ‘Shut Up!’ O’REILLY
AND ALL WHO WORSHIP THEM

So, quick!! Go check your Rapture Indexes because you need to be damned sure that you girlie-Bushies are going to high-five Jesus before any of the liberals on this site.