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The Bush Hoards: Who voted for him in ’04..and WHY

by Open-Publishing - Sunday 18 June 2006
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Elections-Elected Governments USA

I have been asked many times "Why did approximately 57 million Americans vote for George Bush in 2004?". I have just completed a long and thorough analysis on this subject and will now briefly reveal my conclusions. Accuracy +/- 3%.

33 Million were hard core Right Wing Evangelists who believe Bush is the son of God...or damned close to it.

10 Million are the wealthy elite who benefitted tremendously from the tax cuts. They include all the Wall Street crown, corporate CEOs and junior execs from the Oil and Drug companies (and other biggies).

8 Million are hard core Republicans who always vote the party line no matter what.

2 Million are members of the NRA, VFW,DAR,various White supremists groups, and members of our military who vote for the "Commander in Chief"

All the rest fall into one of the following categories:

Lamebrains, nitwits, jerks, twits, jackasses,dufuses, dimwits, inbreds, morons, knuckleheads, jerkoffs, ne’r-do-wells, ignoramouses, halfwits, idiots,twirps, hairbrains, clown, drifters, grifters, weightlifters, fatheads, S.O.B.s, misers, flag wavers, melon heads, lop eared,crosseyed,bowlegged,throwbacks, neanderthals and nowhere-men.

This concludes my scientific study. I rest my case.

Forum posts

  • I am very sorry, but I forgot to mention the most important factor...which runs across the wide gamut of numbers I quoted here. The electronic voting machines, especially those owned and operated by Diebold. How could I possibly have forgotten?

    villy

  • Jerkoffs and weightlifters? You might want to adjust your dosage lest someone get the impression that Bush supporters have an edge in mental clarity.

    • That will never happen, Bu$h supporters are usually the one toothed Okies humping their sisters.....from families where the girls say "Dad, get off of me, you’re crushin my smokes".....

    • I don’t know; what about petit-neocons in Pennsylvania and Millenium-mad Mormons? Midgets with widgets who fidget with Gidget are probably not involved; wouldn’t want to stoop to scapegoating....

  • The very thing that made america the free nation that it once was is also the very thing that doomed it to becoming the fascist abomination that it is now-the right to be as stupid as one wishes to be.
    Only in america can these sorts of knuckle dragging examples of arrested human evolution believe in the slogan “freedom isn’t free” and that voicing disagreement with the policies of the “dead from the neck up” installed instead of elected god channeling walking and talking prick named bush amounts to “abuse of free speech” and betrayal of the country and everything it stood for.
    These people who obviously spent too much of their childhoods holding their breaths beyond the blacking out and acquiring brain damage point for entertainment also have the nerve to claim that those exercising their right to disagree with their leaders and government are dishonoring the memories of american service men/women who made the ultimate sacrifices in previous wars to preserve freedom and liberty for all.
    Disciples of bush exhibit the same feeble and distorted understanding of the meaning of the Constitution and the Bill of Rights that christian religious extremists have of their religion and that they use as the basis for justifying their extremely un-christian actions.
    Their ability to see the difference between truth and lies and honest and deceitful people have been suppressed and stunted beyond recovery by their controllers so that they become human equivalents of remote controlled toy airplanes who will say or do whatever they are ordered to by their masters. And what makes them the perfect drones is the fact that they are unaware that they are being controlled by others and believe that they are acting on their own volition.
    They do not deviate from their programming and are incapable of re-establishing a connection with self-awareness. They will obey their orders and carry them out to the point of even their own self-destruction just like an un-piloted car or airplane or ship staying on course until they collide with immovable objects lying in their paths.
    Some even go so far into the realm of insanity that they view it as being their sworn duty to sacrifice their children’s lives because they believe that bush represents a higher truth and power that they must never question or defy. Five years ago, these zombies were trained to see bush as a “man of god” and their perceptions were subtly modified to where they now see h him as “god”.
    There is very little that these robots will not do for bush. They can be made to believe anything by bush. They can be made to intimidate and threaten and even slaughter on orders from bush. They may only be a small part of the overall population of america but encouraging their fanatical devotion to bush magnifies their influence and threat to the nation and the world beyond their numbers.
    Every dictator to an extent (including bush) has understood the utility of this phenomenon and exploited it ruthlessly.
    If there are any “sleeper cells” in the u.s., they are bush supporters and not arab/muslim extremists.
    The enemy that is the greatest danger to any nation and must be kept under close watch is the one that disguises itself to look like its victims and moves among them unnoticed and can attack repeatedly and never fall under suspicion of being terrorists.
    While bush and the GOP and their drone-like supporters were shrilly declaring that death and destruction to america was coming by way of extremists from the middle east, they were busy unleashing death and destruction from within undetected until it became too late to stop them.

    • You know, it may be very cathartic and all to spew like that, but the truth is a bit more subtle and insidious. That "Classic Right Wing Responses" article got a bit closer to one critical part of it: A lot of the people involved aren’t categorically brain dead, and don’t engage in all these exaggerated caricatured practices or display all these obvious bizarre characteristics that help those who are sure they are better to get off on the idea of such people’s eventual fatal comeuppance. But they have bought into a few skillfully designed and targeted memes, and sometimes that’s all it takes. One of those memes involves dehumanizing an easy-to-hate enemy, and convincing a population that one-upping each other in unqualified hate and exaggerated caricature shows their virtue and their coolness, while the subtle inaccuracies in the hate-porn imagery that makes it feel so good and right is just a ridiculous and contemptible affectation for cowards and fools who don’t get it. And they will vie to one-up each other in going the opposite way. And when that escalates enough, it can be transferred to new enemies, and it will matter less and less who those enemies are, and who gets lumped together with them, because logic will not be a welcome guest in that part of the hate orgy. For Americans the big catalytic epitome of evil was Hitler and the Nazis; subtleties and exceptions in considering hate and revenge against them and those who were guilty by association with them was just disgusting. And thus it was that each ever-so-noble-and-necessary American crusade up to the current and likely future ones had to be compared to WWII, each new archenemy kingpin to Hitler, etc. For you, the big gotta-hate-even-more enemy Dumb Americans and Bush catalyst meme is selling quite successfully. All the more because in many ways Bush and the Dumb Americans really are a lot like Hitler and the Nazis, and some of the differences are hilariously/horribly in the Nazis’ favor. And people involved in this and subsequent phases of the transition to killing with glee or condoning it with glee won’t need any weird facial features, sexual practices, etc., to get with the program, but when they in turn become someone’s gotta-hate subhumans, they will surely be accused of having them anyway. Oh but no, you’re different, you’re smarter, it’s just that the ones you see that way really are that way, just that way, or close enough that only a prissy wimp or a closet sympathizer would quibble over the difference, quibble over the subtleties, call them human or distinguish which which among them is exactly how guilty of exactly what when they all gave up that right by.... Any idea how popular the old "the lot of them gave up the right to be considered human by..." is with the Americans now? But no; it’s different in your case, because it’s true, and... see how strong the meme is? Oh, and don’t be too sure you’re looking at arrested evolution here; this may be the direction evolution is headed in, and you may be part of the reason why. Got a snappy comeback for things like this when you hear them? Them Americans have....

    • You mean the "Christians"?