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The Rah Rah Society

by Open-Publishing - Tuesday 1 May 2007
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Religions-Beliefs USA Daveparts

It is not well known but there is a secret society at work in America today, No not the Masons the Trilateralist’s or the Rand Corporation. This secret confederation it is so secret in fact that some of the members don’t even know they’re members themselves. The have no conscious memories of their initiation or of their oath. The neophytes chant the mantras and learn and repeat the gospels hoping to rise to a level of prominence in The Ancient Mystic Order of The Rah Rah Society.

The lower order of plebeian knows very little about the hierarchy, they’re duties are primarily symbolic as the elders preach the plebs nod in unison, “It is so, it is written it would be erroneous to question,” It is easy for us the uninitiated to look down our noses and criticize the automatons for never questioning who was leading them and never asking, “Where is it they are being led to?” Because it is a vital component of the human pathology to want to fit in and to want to follow along and to give away all right’s of all critical thought as the initiation dues and as a sign of blind loyalty.

The chosen, as the sub lieutenants consider themselves for they have been chosen to rise from among the ranks of the plebs. They have been given a taste of the inner sanctum they know the secret handshake and they have their decoder ring. Their duty is to mix and infiltrate among the uninitiated and to serepticously preach the gospels, “It is so, it is written it would be erroneous to question.” They are diligent and their role in the organization should not be understated. For they are the true believers they believe the gospels and hosanna at all its tenants.

They number in the millions and they are dutiful and loyal, well aware that of their numbers only one or two will rise to the next level. As they strain to see inside the golden sanctuary, as they lay prostrate on the floor some catch a glimpse as the golden doors open to see the holy holy upon it’s high alter. They believe if only they preach the gospel hard enough that they too will be admitted to the sanctuary but it is never to be. The devout can only see the front of the golden doors and to catch glimpses inside the sanctuary that they will never be admitted in to. For inside the chamber only the anointed can see the sacred message, visible only when the doors are closed from the inside and when chamber is inviolable.

The message engraved into the golden doors is the most sacred secret of the organization and made available only to the highest rank. The translation from the original Greek reads, “To Believe is to be a Fool.” Indeed it is essential to protect this holy secret and the cult shouts down and haunts any who digress but in most cases it is the succor of the ecumenical class that quiets the dissenters. Don’t look so shocked! History is full of religious orders whose sole purpose was the benefit of the leadership. The idea is in fact so old that the name pyramid scheme is probably the most appropriate name ever given out in human creation. As old or older than the pyramids themselves it is alive and well with us today in the twenty first century.

Like most orders it was at its inception created for the good of all and filled with noble ideas and inspirations. At it’s cathedral was the intention to build the economy by bringing buyers and sellers together to facilitate trade. The order was a victim of it’s own success there were good days and bad days but over all the order thrived despite the internal corruption. But today the Rah Rah Society acts like a mafia organization indifferent to the goals of the market they seek only their cut. They make their percentage by the numbers of the transactions not the quality of the transactions. Any serious attempt to moderate or regulate is to cut their own take so instead they watch from the balcony and chant the mantras of the free market.

To maintain their order the faithful must preacher ever harder, “It is so, it is written It is so, it is written as their volume increases and their inflection rises. They strain to preach their gospel despite the natural calamites that befalls them. The Enron chapter has folded; the high priest Abramoff defrocked the holy father Greenspan has stepped down. But the Rah Rah Society will not be disswayed, “These budget deficits are manageable!”

“It is so, It is written.”

“The sub prime mortgage crisis is manageable!”

“It is so, It is written.”

“The decline in the dollars value makes our exports more competitive!”

“It is so, It is written.”

“The economy is thriving why, just look at the stock market.”

“It is so, It is written.”

Ask the Pope, “How’s things at the Vatican?” He will tell you,

“All’s well.” Ask Jerry Falwell, “How’s things up at Liberty Baptist he will tell you,

“All’s well!”

Ask the Rah Rah Society, “How’s things in America?” and they point to the new Oracle of Wall Street and they chant, “It is so, It is written.”

For the defenders of the faith know that for the church to survive they must bring in new believers and new funding or the church will collapse burdened by the weight of it’s own prophecies. To prevent the collapse the Rah Rah Society must preach the new gospel. That bad news is really good news only wrapped in different paper for only faith alone can save the church now. “New home sales down 18% largest drop in twenty years” the market is up 42 points as sales were better than first feared. You see the Titanic was almost a thousand feet long but good news! The hole in the hull wasn’t even four hundred; “Levels of violence down in Iraq as surge begins to take hold.” Market breaks 13,000 barrier unmentioned by the Rah Rah Society was that the new number of attacks didn’t include attacks by car bombs or IED’s. Suppose we only count attacks made by insurgents with water pistols Iraq would then rank among the most peaceful countries in the world! “It is so, It is written.”

The Rah Rah society is at a cross roads as they kneel in prayer at the alter of the sacred dollar pretending to be devoted but at the same time they have converted their own sacred holdings to new gods, the Euro and the Yen and they have found the new promised land in China were they can build new temples and practice the faith unperturbed by the heretics of regulation. For all appearances the church appears unable to still or navigate the troubled waters, the antichrist is at the wheel and is headed for the rocks. But the church hierarchy is unperturbed they have made their arrangements they will be on the last rocket out of Krypton and expect a soft landing in the new country they have read the sacred text and taken it to heart!

“To believe is to be a Fool.”

“It is so, It is written.”

“Rah Rah!”

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