IN AMERICA "ANYONE" can be President, EXCEPT:

This time around, because of Fred Thompson, Hillary and Obama, the magic rules "could" be broken...but don’t bet on it.

You can be President, only IF...you’re not:

BALD
IN NEED OF GLASSES
MISSING TEETH
FAT
UNDER 5’ 8"
USING A VISIBLE CANE OR WHEELCHAIR
GAY
SINGLE
WITHOUT CHILDREN
A LIBERTARIAN
A NON CHRISTIAN (ESPECIALLY AN ATHIEST)
A WOMAN
BLACK, BROWN, OR ORIENTAL
A NERD
AGAINST CORPORATE CONTROL
OPPOSED TO THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX
AGAINST FREE TRADE
IN FAVOR OF UNIVERSAL "SOCIALIZED" HEALTH CARE.
WILLING TO PUNISH IRAN AND NORTH KOREA WITH MILITARY ACTIONS.
IN THE UPPER 25% OF CANDIDATES AT THE PRIMARIES
POOR
HONEST WITH THE PEOPLE!

Did I miss anything?

(Don’t answer that!)

As I’ve said, this time around Fred Dalton Thompson (bald) could win because he’s an ACTOR.

Hillary Clinton,a woman, could win through name identification, and Orack Obama, black ,could win because he "marches to a different drummer"...but I’d STILL bet against it!

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