Militarily it is usually a very good idea to go over to your enemy’s yard and shoot his dog. Then you kick HIS door in and he cant move fast enough to come over to your yard and do the same to you.
We are in Iraq and they are not in America. They came over to America as big smiling Jihadis and killed 3,000 of our civilians and made us stop watching Television and eating Cheetoes. That was a big mistake on Allah’s part. Screw Allah.
We moved 25 armored Divisions into the strategic CENTER of the Middle East and grabbed Saddam by the neck and stuffed him down inside a coffee tin. Then we settle in to uproot their military capability and their institutions. We broke their flag and gave them a new one. They broke into each others homes and raped one another and stole the Iron Lung down at the Hospital and dragged it back to the mud hut and used it for a chicken Coop. That isnt our problem, its their Problem if they like to loot and steal from one another. Its in the Koran.
So the thugs of which Iraq has a plentiful supply due to their 3,000 year old traditions of raping the mental patients down at the Mosque for Big Moustache and glory...began to turn Iraq into a fairy land of kidnapping and throat slitting. And WHO were they doing it to...why to ONE ANOTHER. Do we see any pattern here?
On very rare occassions they decided to attack an American who was surrounded by a whole platoon of his buddies all of whom had machine guns and LIKED using them, This got old VERY fast with predictable rsults, so the thugs went back to raping and bombing the old folks home and sticking up the kindergarten, which as we all know is Holy Jihad.
But again, the crucial point was that they were doing it to ONE ANOTHER which is the Moslem way. Piss be Upon Him.
We built big bases to guard the Pipeline and Dick Cheny got the Big Oil Corporations to modernize the Iraqi Oil infrastructure.
The Kurds were encouraged to become POLICE. And the Shias were encouraged to become ARMY. When we had about 200,000 of each all trained up we moved them all into Anbar province and let them have a party six to one on the Sunnis. The Sunnis were encouraged to Vote early and often and Allah seeing that all was good rolled over and took a snooze.
Zarquawi didnt like it , of course, but you cant please everyone. Zarko after being shown how to unjam his weapon, cut off a few heads and blew up a school bus and a market and declared War on the shias which wasnt a good idea since the Shias were 67% of the population and most of that was in the Army looking for him. Someone he knew sprinkled fairy dust on him and a five hundred pound bomb went off under his rectum at 2:30 in the morning and the next thing he knew he was hemorrhaging in a ditch and the Americans were taking his picture while his lungs ruptured and came out his nose.
Rumsfeld will stay at the Pentagon for another two years and he may step down when George Bush goes back to Texas. The Democrats will have a big Convention and Hillary and kerry will all be in the same coffe tin with Pelose, the Kos kidz and Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, and Murtha a88hole to bellybutton Cyrnthis McKinney. Kerry will salute and report for Duty and every one will suggest he go stand over there. Its going to be fun.
And Karl Rove will be going Bwahahahaha...and piping millions and millions from the Oil Corporations and the major Arms Contractors and International Corporations into the Republican coffers while the democrats are fishing for a nickel and dime to go to Shoneys for lunch at the Buffet.
The Elections will all be very brave and very American and the democrats will get a88whacked as usual and NOBODY will listen to the French.
Iran is next. Fallujah is the future. And the israelis wont wait to hit Bushehr before 2007. Iran will declare war on israel and the United States will once again be butthump and teakettle. Dont be downwind from Teheran. And if you live in Isfahan get some lead underpants.
Meanwhile I will be over here going through your stuff. Most of you arent going to be needing it where you are going.
Militarily it is usually a very good idea to go over to your enemy’s yard and shoot his dog. Then you kick HIS door in and he cant move fast enough to come over to your yard and do the same to you.
We are in Iraq and they are not in America. They came over to America as big smiling Jihadis and killed 3,000 of our civilians and made us stop watching Television and eating Cheetoes. That was a big mistake on Allah’s part. Screw Allah.
We moved 25 armored Divisions into the strategic CENTER of the Middle East and grabbed Saddam by the neck and stuffed him down inside a coffee tin. Then we settle in to uproot their military capability and their institutions. We broke their flag and gave them a new one. They broke into each others homes and raped one another and stole the Iron Lung down at the Hospital and dragged it back to the mud hut and used it for a chicken Coop. That isnt our problem, its their Problem if they like to loot and steal from one another. Its in the Koran.
So the thugs of which Iraq has a plentiful supply due to their 3,000 year old traditions of raping the mental patients down at the Mosque for Big Moustache and glory...began to turn Iraq into a fairy land of kidnapping and throat slitting. And WHO were they doing it to...why to ONE ANOTHER. Do we see any pattern here?
On very rare occassions they decided to attack an American who was surrounded by a whole platoon of his buddies all of whom had machine guns and LIKED using them, This got old VERY fast with predictable rsults, so the thugs went back to raping and bombing the old folks home and sticking up the kindergarten, which as we all know is Holy Jihad.
But again, the crucial point was that they were doing it to ONE ANOTHER which is the Moslem way. Piss be Upon Him.
We built big bases to guard the Pipeline and Dick Cheny got the Big Oil Corporations to modernize the Iraqi Oil infrastructure.
The Kurds were encouraged to become POLICE. And the Shias were encouraged to become ARMY. When we had about 200,000 of each all trained up we moved them all into Anbar province and let them have a party six to one on the Sunnis. The Sunnis were encouraged to Vote early and often and Allah seeing that all was good rolled over and took a snooze.
Zarquawi didnt like it , of course, but you cant please everyone. Zarko after being shown how to unjam his weapon, cut off a few heads and blew up a school bus and a market and declared War on the shias which wasnt a good idea since the Shias were 67% of the population and most of that was in the Army looking for him. Someone he knew sprinkled fairy dust on him and a five hundred pound bomb went off under his rectum at 2:30 in the morning and the next thing he knew he was hemorrhaging in a ditch and the Americans were taking his picture while his lungs ruptured and came out his nose.
Rumsfeld will stay at the Pentagon for another two years and he may step down when George Bush goes back to Texas. The Democrats will have a big Convention and Hillary and kerry will all be in the same coffe tin with Pelose, the Kos kidz and Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, and Murtha a88hole to bellybutton Cyrnthis McKinney. Kerry will salute and report for Duty and every one will suggest he go stand over there. Its going to be fun.
And Karl Rove will be going Bwahahahaha...and piping millions and millions from the Oil Corporations and the major Arms Contractors and International Corporations into the Republican coffers while the democrats are fishing for a nickel and dime to go to Shoneys for lunch at the Buffet.
The Elections will all be very brave and very American and the democrats will get a88whacked as usual and NOBODY will listen to the French.
Iran is next. Fallujah is the future. And the israelis wont wait to hit Bushehr before 2007. Iran will declare war on israel and the United States will once again be butthump and teakettle. Dont be downwind from Teheran. And if you live in Isfahan get some lead underpants.
Meanwhile I will be over here going through your stuff. Most of you arent going to be needing it where you are going.