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15 June 2006, 21:10

It is quite true, as you say, that the Iraqis didnt come over to do up the WTC in the grand old way we associate with the Muhammed Syndrome.

The MOSLEMS did that. But Iraq is FULL of Moslems none of whom are too terribly loved or loving. Iraq was CONVENIENT as was Afghanistan. Iraq is the STRATEGIC center of Gravity for the Middle East. Before we flatten ALL of the Middle East it was of sound policy to flatten the biggest Army IN the Middle East and not only get some practical Practice but to show every raghead and his government we could do it in three weeks flat while not wearing a jockey strap.

Afghanistan was orderves. It was instructional to the whole world that what the Russians couldnt do in ten years we did in a weekend.

Now what do we see if we look at a map? We see American B-52 and Stealth Bomber Bases across the Russian Republics. We see Iran boxed West and East by American owned and operated Iraq and Afghanistan . Iran is up to its gonads in the Proud, the Mean, and the Invincible. The Persian Gulf sports not just one, not just two...but Three Aircraft Carrier Battle Fleets. We have 5,000 Reserve Marines off Oman on Socotra and enough stores and Logistics there for five years of boom and a88whack. We have Pakistan on a short leash and we have full access to their military. We have another stores and Naval Base on Qatar and training facilities all throughout the Emirates. While Saudi is "reluctant" to allow us to have a Base, they do lease any number of Naval facilities and warehouses so we can do our laundry and store our Condoms.

We have SAT coverage of every inch of Iran and we can tell what the Mullahs cat has in its supperdish. We have overflight at will of Iran and they really cant do anything about it. We have some 8,000 agents inside Iran and thats why the Azeris and the Baluchis have been so kind as to blow Pres. Abujibberjabbers Limousine convoy down to Bandar Abbas away , scattering the Body guard and the chauffer’s brains in the ditch. Too bad we missed Abu Nosejob himself.

The homes and addresses of all the 300 ruling Mullahs is known and programmed into a computer. Some 300 of them can expect to see their homes, their wives and families all tageted simultaneously the first night of the war by Cruise missiles. Most of the regime wont see the Dawn. Israel will be in on this one and they will take care of Bushehr so that it is never rebuilt and also made hard to find except for the black marks. 450 other sites will be hit on a priority 24/7 by the US Air Force. All the Command and Control and then every Nuclear research facility and anything else with electric lights. If we cant get it with a Bunker Buster we use a micro-Nuke and the entire Middle East can wake up to the fact that yes we can.

France will hold a protest March and we will ignore them. The only Aircraft Carrier theyve got is listing to starboard half way to Indonesia , a little late to help with the Tsunami. If it ever does get there it will just have to turn around and float back. mai Oui, Monsieur.

NOBODY is going to stop us. France is cheese. Russia is an outhouse. And China isnt into Carry Out yet.

The UN is ...well, the UN. It will issue a stern warning and then go read the funnies in the John.

Iran is NEXT. They will get hit by Israel and we will be " reluctantly" dragged into it. The fact that the entire Pentagon is and has been preparing to cut Iran a second mouth under its chin for the past 30 years has nothing to do with it. Well, yes it has. We have been looking to take Iran to the butcher since BEFORE Iraq. That is primarily WHY we boxed Iran between Iraq and Afghanistan in the first place. But dont tell anybody.

The Russians have agreed that they can have the northern half of the Caspian Reserve and all they have to do to get it is play footsy with us under the table and then drive in with Armor to "restore Order". The Chinese will get Oil development contracts in the eastern Caspian Reserves in Iran and all they have to do is wait until we finish bombing the living screaming sh*t out of the Iranians.

The Iranians have 89% of ALL of their developed Oil in Khuzestan province which is right across the border from Iraqi Mosul and Kirkuk. The Arabs funded by American and British agents who make up the majority of people in Khuzestan are already blowing up the Iranians for us and the Iraqi Ayatollah Sistani has agreed that if we give him access to the Khuzestan revenues he will use the good offices of the Kabala and Najaf Shia theologians to squat in the faces of the Iranian theologians in Qom. Its an old Shia thing dating back to Ali and they hate each other as only brothers in the religion of Peace can.

We will rip Khuzestan off Irans back in the first five days of the war. The Iranians will counter with a "surge" into Iraq spearheaded by Monkeyboy Sadr. the ape in a Turban. And Sistani will betray him...to us. Sistani will pocket Khuzestan and Sadr will vanish to no one knows where. He will join the 13th Imam in Lalaland. And the Iranians will get a second dose from the Iraqi Army which will welcome a shot at doing what they did so well in the war with iran, filling up those MAMMOTH Shaheedi graveyards with Basij and Pasdaran.

With no Oil and its wallet gone Iran will be desperate, especially when the US Marines land and take Bandar Abbas and open the straits of Hormuz and never give it back anymore than the Brits gave back Gibraltar.

Iran will counterattack to take Khuzestan back. But they will have to squeeze everything they have through the "Zagros Gates" mountain passes which the US can hold with a Platoon and lame dog. And the entire Iranian military can be bombed straight to Jesus on those narrow mountain roads by American Air Superiority.

Have you devoted any time to Prayer, my Son? Suggest to Allah that he get a new hat.

What is the Middle East going to DO when Iran is partitioned up and half a dozen little countries are made out of it? Because once Iran is down and gutted...we do Saudi next.