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> Bush Blows Debate: Talks to Rove in Earpiece!

10 October 2004, 23:02

Oh my God. No wonder the right-wingers have so much contempt for us!

I’ve always said that Bush is so popular because his stupidity appeals to an enormous number of stupid Americans.

But what about you guys? You’re stupid and you *don’t* support him?!

Of all the cockeyed conspiracy theories. How embarrassing for ANYONE with a brain who is not a Bush supporter. To have the likes of these X-files / Men-In-Black freaks on our side.

Yes, folks, Bush went out on camera, in front of a television audience of millions and millions of people wearing a microphone pack that somehow passed muster with all of his handlers. None of them said anyone will see it, and oops, there it is! Yeah, that’s plausible.

It’s even more plausible considering that after the debates, there was a good chance that someone would have patted him on the back and felt it. And Bush’s handlers weren’t worried about that.

Whatever was on his back (nothing, obviously, just a wrinkle in the fabric) was small enough to fit in his pants pocket. Why wasn’t it put there, instead? He stood up for the debate...he didn’t sit down. Why wasn’t it put in the front inside pocket of the jacket? Why strapped to his back?

I’ll tell you why: There was no battery pack.

Fucking idiots. It’s people like you who are going to end up costing us the election and we’ll have to deal with four more years of this fucking moron.