I never claimed to own an AK-47, never preferred it to an M-16, and I am pretty confident that you weren’t even a spark in your mother’s eye or the drip that ran down your father’s leg when the Viet Nam war was being fought.
I have dutifully fulfilled my service to my country, which is undoubtably more than you will ever do during the entire oxygen-wasting existence that is known as your life.
Dear Buttpipe,
You will refer to me from now on as Your Majesty.
I never claimed to own an AK-47, never preferred it to an M-16, and I am pretty confident that you weren’t even a spark in your mother’s eye or the drip that ran down your father’s leg when the Viet Nam war was being fought.
I have dutifully fulfilled my service to my country, which is undoubtably more than you will ever do during the entire oxygen-wasting existence that is known as your life.
Kindly go fuck yourself.
Regards, The Ugly American.