MAINSTREAM MEDIA TOUT "MAGIC PELLET" THEORY : HOLD THE THIRTY YARD LINE !

The coverup lines have been drawn . The "official legend" of Vice - President "Quail ’s" Big Misadventure is now set in stone. The Imperial Warlord shot poor Mr. Whittington from thirty yards using pellet spray and a peashooter. Those journos who dissent and dare question this new "Magic pellet " Theory face censure , blacklisting and demotion to the farthest outposts of rural America. Doesn’t covering the the latest sewer Commission meeting in Juneau , Alaska sound thrilling to you ? Mr. Cheney is our nation’s imperial warlord . He’s a mean ole grizzly preparing to devour "Atomic Iran" and the mere shooting of a 78 year old gent isn’t going to interfere with the progress of the New American Century . No Sir. Defences will emerge from the usual suspects . Will GE-NBC political talk show guru Chris Mathews utter remarks along these lines : " I think this will be a big political plus for Cheney. There are a lot a lot of drunks out there and , for God’s sake, the man is 78 years old. A couple of days from now and you watch , Cheney will now assume the role of Everyman . The incident will make him a working class hero. " Will Fox News blame the incident on Saddam, UBL and "Al Qaeda" ? The spin : "Hey dude , UBL and Saddam spiked Cheney’s orange juice with Jack Daniels. He was set up by Qaeda. As for the heart attack , the magic pellets were soaked in mustard gas , the stuff Saddam sent to Syria. " Listen to this new tape.... The furthest outer fringes of neocon fantasist websites may be urged to write that poor ole Harry was an Al Qaeda suspect and that Cheney’s attempted slaying is another Bush victory in the Global War on Terror. As for Vice - President "Quail" , he’s assuming responsibilty . What absurdity. He RAN from responsibilty by fending off local police ,allowing him time to sober up and concoct a cover story that all good Americans are to accept without question - lest we be accused of being Al-Qaeda sympathisers. Just like he RAN from Vietnam by knocking up his old lady - after all the education deferrments were used up. I don’t blame "Big Time" for avoiding ’Nam but I do resent his endless efforts to send young fellows into the sausage grinder run by War Party Inc. They are being killed in the endless quagmire of Bloody Iraq while fearless fosdick attacks birds that can’t shoot back.