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Happy Texas-Israel Day!
Wednesday, May 8th, 2013
Dr. Kevin Barrett
Listen up, all you kosher cowboys! Did y’all know that today is Texas-Israel Day?
Time to saddle up and ride on down to the picnic and grab yourself a mouthful of barbecued motzoh balls! (Round these parts, we call ‘em Megido Mountain Oysters – just be sure and talk real nice to the motzoh while you’re cuttin’ em off.) Wash ‘em down with a splash of Lone Star of David beer – just pour some Mogen-David 20-20 into your can of Lone Star and you’re off to the rodeo! And don’t forget to crank up a Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys CD – they’re great for dancin’ the Hava Nagila while you wave your cowboy hat around like Slim Pickens ridin’ one of them there Samson Option missiles.
Yes indeedy, ladies and gentiles, every year on this here solemn occasion we commemorate Texas-Israel Day in honor of trying to remember…whatzit called…the Alamamo, or the Mossada, or wherever it was where all those kosher cowboys got shot down by a big ol’ army of philistinian mexican injuns.
So in honor of all things Texas-Israeli, I just wrote this here song celebratin’ the merger of the Great State of Texas with the Outlaw State of Israel.
Slavish Texas Reps to Enact Absurd Annual “Texas-Israel Day” May 8th
By Martin Hill
LibertyFight.com
Despite constantly promoting a ‘fiercely independent’ public relations image, submissive Texas legislators will declare May 8th “Texas-Israel Day” in the State Capitol. Like theircompromised counterparts in the U.S. Congress, the subservient Reps will pronounce the official resolution next week. State Senator John Carona and Rep. Stefani Carter have taken up the cause and will read the declaration.
Like so many U.S. politicians and Presidents, Texas lawmakers have taken “legislative trips to Israel” for years. On March 21 2013, they passed H.R. 44, “Commending Israel for its cordial and mutually beneficial relationship with the United States and the State of Texas and supporting Israel in its legal, historical, moral, and God-given right of self-governance and self-defense.”
A group called the “Texas-Israel Chamber of Commerce” has posted an announcement on its website about the “Texas-Israel Day” event:
“On May 8th State Sen. John Carona and State Rep. Stefani Carter have each agreed to sponsor resolutions in the Texas House and Senate respectively that will proclaim May 8 to be Texas-Israel Day. Please plan to join us in Austin at the Capitol that day, as the Texas-Israel Chamber group will be recognized in each legislative chamber. A room is reserved at the Capitol convenient to both chambers where the meetings will be held with key legislators and hear speakers throughout the day. This is a great opportunity for us to highlight the many opportunities Texas and Israel have to work together. Our greatest opportunity right now is in Water Management. The state realizes that we have a big problem and Israel has invented the solution. Gov. Perry has decided to take $2 billion from the Rainy Day fund and spend it on upgrading water infrastructure in the state. The day will primarily focus on educating our legislators about Israeli water technology before this legislative session ends. CEO Clare Freeman is working with the Governor’s office and the Water Management Board to plan the day for maximum impact.”
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17 May 2013, 22:46
The Lone Star-of-david State!