Bush Genealogy - A Lesson in Spin Control

Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that George Bush’s great-great uncle, Remus Bush, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889.

The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the
gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription:

"Remus Bush; horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889."

Judy emailed President Bush for comments. The President’s staff
of professional image adjusters sent back the following
biographical sketch:

"Remus Bush was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His
business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable
equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana
railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his
life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave
to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key
player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton
Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an
important civic function held in his honor when the platform
upon which he was standing collapsed."

And THAT is how it’s done by the Bush Administration, Folks!