10 reasons to be happy about invading Iraq

(In no order)

1. We got to test drones, cluster bombing, white phosphor gas effects, new sniper tactics, one ton bomb dropping, new F-16 weaponry, and precision targeting of mosques and ambulances (sometimes we missed!)

2. Anyone holding Halliburton, KBR, Custer Battles, Boeing, IBM, Exxon or Bechtel stock made out like a bandit!

3. We had a wonderful chance to employ the embedding process for reporters and to renew old propaganda programs about democracy, freedom, and the joys of "The American Way"

4. We had the first chance in a foreign country (since rigging Italian and Greek elections), to rig one in a Muslim country. It worked just fine.

5. Arms manufacturers had a field day in super profits, and upper level military guys had another chance to "get rich" without any devious Government Accounting Office peering over their shoulders!

6. Experiments in prisoner abuse, torture, rape, humiliation and outright murder were highly successful UNTIL some moron blew the whistle!..Well, at least no officers caught Hell.

7. We finally had a chance to bomb Al Jazeera offices again...and even managed to kill a reporter this time around...all "innocently", of course.

8. Although they’re not there yet, we set the wheels in motion for Wal-Mart and McDonald’s to get a foothold in an Arab country at last!

9. Ground troops finally got a taste of falafel, humus, and stuffed grape leaves. They also got to experience exhilerating 120 degree heat and ride some camels.

10. And our troops got excellent experience in dodging I.E.D.s, donning teflon vests, bandaging torn ligaments, suffering from dehyration, getting medical leave and fighting the V.A. back home for support ( which they often never got)

ENJOY!