Bush in perfect health: He makes me sick!

Last night on CBS news they did a bit about George W. Bush’s "superb" health at aged 60 (his birthday is today, July 3rd). His heartbeat is 57, his blood pressure 110 over 65,etc.etc. Big deal.

But...

It got me thinking? Why should Dubya be in such great shape when all of his forrunners aged significantly during their terms?
Could it be that he has no conscience? Mmmm.

I’ve got this theory: Bush TRANSFERS his various "ills" to segments of society including those overseas! To wit:

He has made thousands of innocents in Afghanistan and Iraq suffer from starvation and mysterious "war" illnesses.

He has given Cindy Sheehan a huge headache.

He makes Progressives puke their guts out daily.

He passes on constipation to various US labor unions.

He transfered his mental illness to Abadinejahd and Kim Jon Il.

And he has given the Democratic Congress a distinct feeling of dizziness and general malaise.

These are just theories, mind you.