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In recent months, Planetary has received a lengthy and continuous stream of alarming reports concerning the mental health of President George Walker Bush, the 43rd President of the United States of America.
According to reports now swirling through the political community in Washington, President George Bush is suffering through a painful nervous breakdown that was triggered by an acute and recurring outbreak of alcoholism that struck him at the time of Hurricane Katrina.
Informed sources close to the Bush White House attest that the stricken president has become alienated from members of his own nuclear family. Reportedly, the President’s relationship with his father has always been difficult, but now communications between Bush, Jr. and Bush, Sr. have come to a standstill. In published accounts, White House sources have confirmed that the afflicted President is no longer capable of speaking to the former President. Stilted and superficial communications between the father and his ailing son are now only possible on formal occasions.
The story published in America this week reports that in order to contain the truth about the President’s illness, only a slender and increasingly fragile lifeline to his family has been maintained through his wife, Laura Lane Welch Bush, and his mother, Barbara Walker Bush. Apparently, the President is no longer capable of communicating on a daily basis with his headstrong and carefree daughters, Jenna and Barbara, both of whom have had their own problems with alcohol. The only other people granted access to the sick president are Condoleezza Rice and her deputy, Karen Hughes.
According to these reports, Rice may be functioning as the president at this time of crisis by making decisions on national security and foreign policy as well as the domestic agenda.
Rumors of the president’s shattered psyche have been circulating in Washington’s psychiatric community for months. More recently, the beltway’s tightly knit political intelligentsia have been made aware of the darkening shadow now engulfing the unwell President. From Washington’s legal community, Planetary has learned that there is now increasingly serious concern about the President’s competence to hold his office.
Whether the White House’s covert campaign to shore up the public image of the unpopular President during this dark period will contain the scandal or not remains to be seen.
Against strenuous efforts by the White House to keep the president’s breakdown above top secret, the information has finally hit print in the Globe, a popular tabloid that has placed the story on the cover of the current edition dated 21st November. The Globe headline is: "Bush’s Secret Breakdown (After Booze Binge): What the White House is hiding from America." According to reports published on the Democratic Underground, this edition of Globe is selling like hotcakes.
Michael Carmichael
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18 November 2005, 11:20
Shit! This could mean that Cheney becomes the interim President. Now there is a horror scenario!
19 November 2005, 01:23
Same difference.
20 November 2005, 19:18
this site is so full of bullshit but nonetheless entertaining
21 November 2005, 01:35
this site IS interesting and entertaining isn’t it? I agree,
Though Bush may or may not be using certain substances again he seems incredibally too ready to lash out at the majority now that oppose HIS and the NeoCon’s war. He needs to make sure the buck stops here and not try to blame everyone else for what the WAR Party created.
21 November 2005, 05:29
In 1986, the Bush family arranged for George to join Worthy Creations, a church group in El Paso that focuses on converting homosexuals through faith. A year later, Bush claimed to be straight, born again, and engaged to Laura Welch (Kitty Kelly in THE FAMILY wrote that Bush’s twin daughters were not his offspring, but from a donor at a fertility clinic). Bush at all-male Phillips Academy in Andover, Massachusetts was "head" cheerleader. Drama club and cheerleading are where the gay boys hang out. George earned the nickname Lips Bush for his skill at giving blow jobs to his fraternity buddies, according to Kitty Kelley.
21 November 2005, 06:23
Well, considering that "Globe" had the article, it’s only a rather small curiousity, because the only people who read the Globe are housewives standing in line at the checkout. The Globe has found the Loch Ness Monster 3 times already.
21 November 2005, 06:24
and they’ve got photo’s TOO!
21 November 2005, 07:00
Screw Bush. I hope he breaks down in public, does a flippy dance, takes off all his clothes and screams like a banshee.
How does President Dick and VP Condi sound? Please, I’m gonna puke!!!
22 November 2005, 09:03
Dubya has a sole.ARSEHOLE.
24 November 2005, 01:17
This is all pure rubbish. No basis in any truth, no evidence, no facts. Garbage fiction. This site is a total waste of time. I cannot believe that I waste time on it ever.
24 November 2005, 09:45
WE’ll I know I’m having a breakdown of sorts,
realizing that the Bush/Cheney neoCON Fascists are going to continue to drag the world into more false flag type scenarios and as an increasingly possible scenario World War 4 (as the neocons call it)
Is that what YOU really want?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
24 November 2005, 20:08
How do we know it is all alcohol related?
Betty O’Clinic
25 November 2005, 18:12
Karl Rove, Conspiracy Planet - Media s - Karl Rove Seen at Homosexual Orgies in Washington Walter Storch, editor of the Barnes Review News reported three weeks ago that "Karl Rove was seen by one of my people entering a private homosexual orgy at a five-star Washington hotel over the Mid-Atlantic Leather (MAL) weekend last year." [2004] A Barnes reporter told Storch that "Karl greatly enjoyed the supervision of a certain hairy 350-lb. Leather Dominator who had won the Miss Virginia Daddy Bear title at the MAL festivities."
25 November 2005, 18:17
Are you serious? This site is the most hilarious joke on the net. Luckily it has no credibility to lose. Bwahahahaha!
And I loved the loch Ness line above - brilliant.
Bellaciao - Tin foil hat not included.
27 November 2005, 18:56
I refuse to belive it....
RETARDS DO NOT SUFFER FROM DEPRESSION!
29 November 2005, 02:24
Don’t need tabloid articles to see that something is terribly wrong. recent footage and sound shows him as far from well, and the way policy seems to be being conducted lately suggests a mired Government grinding to a halt. idiot pro-Repugs can bag this site all they like, but the signs are all there in the public domain and getting harder to deny for those with a mind to look.