On President’s Day

This day is sacred. What a supreme joy it is to have at the helm a fine President who cares about his people and will protect them at all cost.

We are blessed with a noble leader who speaks to God on a regular basis and because of that knows exactly which country to liberate..and when.

Back at home he pays particular attention to the needs of the poor in New Orleans, has revamped (and resold) our great National Parks,loosened pollution standards for manufacturers so that greater accomplishments can be made in less time, and he’s ramping up our nuclear weapons research program to keep the world safe for democracy!

George Bush should rest with his family on this, his holy day. I feel lucky to bask in the glorious light of freedom which he casts upon our land!

(This was part of a nightmare I had last night, at the end of which I awoke to find myself in a mental asylum)