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Super Bush
Posted By The Olive Ream at 9:56 AM
Saturday, June 24, 2006
Super Bush is a non-fictional superhero, in the Neocomic Universe, created by the members of the PNAC, he has become the world’s most infamous, enduring yet comical superheroes.
Rather unlike Phoenix rising from the ashes, Super Bush emerged more like a putrid stench emerging from the sewers of New York after the September 11th attack on the World Trade Center. Although believed to be originally from another planet, it was later discovered that Super Bush actually makes his home on ranch in Texas. Despite this fact, most people still believe he is from another planet, as he seems completely out of touch with reality.
The origin of his super powers, reside with his handlers in all the prominent government departments including the Congress. From warrant-less wiretaps, collecting telephone records, holding alleged terror suspects without legal protection, and tracking millions of financial records of Americans, Super Bush’s powers seem to be growing by leaps and bounds every single day.
Super Bush uses all these powers to protect Americans from the dreaded evil-doers...or so we are told. The ubiquitous arch-enemy of Super Bush, is the evil organization: Al Qaeda Corp, headed by the wicked Lex Ossama Bin Luthor. Although Lex Ossama is rarely seen in public or ever caught by Super Bush, he manages to release audio or video tapes at regular intervals to scare the pants of the general public, and cause leakage in Super Bush’s wonder pants with excitement, as Super Bush is able to grab even more powers to control the American populace as a result.
Super Bush’s most annoying and fiercest opponents are the civil liberties organizations. They seem to think that he is the biggest eradicator of human rights, since the Mighty Hitler of Deutschland with his silly little mustache. Human Rights group wonder if Super Bush’s end will be similar to that of Herr Adolf, the bastard.
Super Bush’s greatest ally in his fight against humanity is the mainstream media collectively known as the Daily Plankton. They are responsible for shoveling the super sh*t that spews from the mouth of Super Bush and bringing it directly to the homes of the general public.
As of now, there seems to be no end to the growing powers of Super Bush. With each terror threat (real or imagined) his powers grow ten fold. Majority of the public seems to be fine with it. "Oh, help yourself, have some more of our rights, we don’t need ’em!" they seem to say. What they fail to realize is that the Super Bush’s biggest enemy is not Lex Ossama but the people themselves.
"What is that? ... Is it a bird?... Is it a plane?" No! it is another one of your rights being swallowed and pissed down the toilet by Super Bush, so wake the Fuck up!!
