The 12 Days of Neocon Christmas

Since we’re well into holiday season, I thought it would be nice to remind all Americans what the great neocon administration of George Bush and his buddies are providing to Americans.

I have to admit, this was an easy one, in that there are so many different areas in which to satirize the worst President and administration in American history.

Here goes (the parts in parenthesis are not sung):

On the first day of Christmas, my Neocon gave to me:

A dictator in a sipder hole (Saddam Hussein)

On the second day of Christmas my Neocon gave to me:

2 Stolen elections
and...
A dictator in a spider hole.

OK, you get the drift. Here’s the rest of the list of the 12 days, without the repetitive lyrics:

3 Corrupt Congressmen (Frist, DeLay, Cunningham. There are more.)
4 Propaganda Networks (FOX, CBS, NBC, ABC)
(5) WAR IN IRAQ
6 Dollar Gasoline
7 Torture Prisons
8 Trillion Debt Ceiling
9/11 Scare Tactics
10 Thousand wire taps
11 Dollar Natural Gas
12 "Stay the Course" Speeches

You can substitute your own lyrics, but, remember, the Neocons want you to enjoy the holidays, just so long as you drive a long way in an SUV, don’t talk about the war and most of all, watch FOX news.

Rick Gagliano is the publisher of Downtown Magazine and wishes everyone who reads the REAL news on Bellaciao.com a very Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, etc....