The Thought Bubble (What Bush is thinking)

While watching DICK CHENEY:

(I hate him! Sure, he gave me power, but he still wants to run the show. Darth Cheney indeed! Well,maybe I’m too tough on him, after all he does want to make me emperor for life.)

While listening to NURI AL-MALIKI:

(What a jerk! Can’t even speak English goodly. He looks like a two day drunk ((I ought to know)), and turns out he’s double crossing me..he’s a Jew hater. Now what can I do?)

While listening to DONALD RUMSFELD:

(I wish I could be as clever with words. He knows how not to answer embarrassing questions. I loved that bit about what we know we know and know we don’t know they know, or something like that. What a guy!)

While listening to CONDI RICE:

(She looks so sharp in those Ferrigamo’s! Just think; she was a ballet star, classical pianist, Russian studies expert...and most importantly an oil executive! Over achiever, sure, and sooo sexy! I just hope Laura never finds out about our little side trip to Camp David,heh heh)

While listening to KOFFI ANNAN:

(These peaceniks! they make me sick! every wise man knows that violence is the only final solution to any problem. If Annan has his way we’ll all lay down our arms and "make nice", like, gag me with a spoon!)

While listening to KARL ROVE:

(A genius!, but I wish they wouldn’t call him my "brain", as if I didn’t have one of my own! I’m just as clever as he is. I’m writing up a speaking thing right now witch I will delver later on toonite. That’ll show him!)