The Usual Suspects: Tweaking movie quotes for Bush

Everything is political, they say. Perhaps you’ll recognize these familiar quotes from famous films, altered "just a tad" for your amusement.

BUSH: "Frankly, America, I don’t give a damn!"

MAMA BEADS BUSH: "He coulda’ been somebody, instead of a bum,which is what he is"

BUSH: "Dicky, I’ve got a feeling wer’re not in favor anymore"

KERRY TO BUSH: "May the farce be with you"

HARRY REID: "What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate"

HOWARD DEAN RE: BUSHSPEAK: "I love the smell of B.S.in the morning!"

BUSH: "Dictatorship means never having to say you’re sorry"

NAOM CHOMSKY RE: BUSH: "The stuff nightmares are made of"

U.S. CITIZENS: "We’re mad as Hell and we’re not going to take it anymore" (don’t I wish)

BUSH: "I am big, it’s just the poll numbers that got small!"