Home > Whittington : Thank you Mr. Cheney

Whittington : Thank you Mr. Cheney

by Open-Publishing - Saturday 18 February 2006
9 comments

Governments USA

Harry Whittington has been profusely apologising to Dick Cheney for all the trouble he put poor Dick through ? Can you imagine Lincoln surviving his wounds and apologising to John Wilkes Booth for the broken leg he incurred as lept from the presidential box at Ford’s Theatre. Perhaps Whittington is honored that the Vice-President chose HIM to be recipient of these wounds ? http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x455444 Harry now has had his 15 minutes of fame and seems most grateful for the experience. Our wonderful news media is also in la-la land , feigning belief that these horrendous wounds came as result of birdshot spray launched from Dick’s toy peashooter at a distance of 30 yards. Will they perform their own ballistics test to determine the validity of the 30 yard thesis. ? NO ! If they did , there would be no other conclusion to draw than that Harry was blasted at damn close range by a bibulous ,double-dating Sixty-something party boy . The never opened "investigation" would have to be "re-opened". The Secret Service can’t hide under "confidentiality privlege ( thank-you Ken Starr) and the Kenedy County Tx. police department would be facing the proverbial gun of a Texas state Attorney and a grand jury breathing down their necks. People would be flipped and this bizarre cover-up would unravel in mere weeks, if not less. The neocon media shan’t be bothered by such trifling matter . They want Iran’s landscape to look in as parlous condition as Mr. Whittington’s face ,neck , and shoulders and Dick is their designated hit-man.

Forum posts

  • I’m no legal expert, but has a precedent been set that would allow you or me to evade questioning after a shooting (and we’re the prime suspect)? Maybe the next time I get in trouble, I’ll just find a ’spokesperson’ to explain things away while I sober up and think of an excuse.

    Good point about a ballistic test - maybe we’ll see it on CSI in a couple of years.

    • What do you expect from these shady bastards

    • lay off the booze

    • Maybe we’ll see it on CSI in a few years? This is exactly what’s wrong with Americans. They’ve been staring into the TV like idiots for so long they know nothing the TV hasn’t told them. While you’re waiting a few years to see it on your idiot box, we will have lost everything. How very convenient that our government has a device in every American home that keeps the populace stupid, passive, and afraid.

    • Whittington is a study in the stupidity of abnormal human behavior by political animals. The next time some idiot blasts you in the face with a load of buckshot from his aimless shotgun, be sure to thank him profusely for the honor of being his victim. And this is what constitutes our leadership and play pals directing the well-being of our country. God, have mercy upon us!!!

    • Alex Jones has test results and extensive information posted on his website:http://www.prisonplanet.com/

      ballitics: http://www.infowars.com/articles/us/cheney_shooting_scientific_proof.htm

  • I hope Wittington dies. His death would be a positive contribution in several regards:

    1. It would put even more pressure on the Bush regime and arch-War Criminal Dick "Head" Cheney.

    2. Wittington is both a lawyer and a Republican fund raiser. Wouldn’t the people of the world be better off with one less of each?

    3. He’s 78 years old. Don’t you think he’s done enough damage in his time on earth? He could reverse some of that damage by ceasing to use valuable oxygen and by providing food for worms.

  • Here in Ohio, if you don’t have the propers tags, it’s called Poaching.

    • >>’Here in Ohio, if you don’t have the propers tags, it’s called Poaching.’

      when IS lawyer season in ohio?

      >>’Maybe we’ll see it on CSI in a few years?’

      i love csi. the blatant propoganda on that show is always a laugh.