"Who, me?" My interview with Resident Bush

Villy: Mr.Bush, I understand your friend Kenneth Lay, whom you call "Kenny Boy",is going to trial shortly for criminal actions.

Bush: First, he’s no friend. I’m not sure I ever met him. And I didn’t call him "Kenny Boy", what I’m sure I said was "Any Toy" when asked what my nephew wanted for Christmas. The Press always twists these things.

Villy: Well, let me ask you about Duke Cunningham.

Bush: Who?

Villy: OK. Well how about Jack Abramoff? I understand he visited you many times.

Bush: I don’t know Mr. Abrahomoffer. Listen to me: I did not have business relations with that man!

Villy: What do you have to say about Valerie Plame?

Bush: I think I’ve heard of her. Isn’t she a network anchor?

Villy: You know, Helen Thomas has accused you of constantly lying to the Washington Press Corps and to the American Public. What do you say to that?

Bush: Who? Listen to me:.....
...now where the Hell did Villy go?