Has-been

After the céliniens and céliniennes
For which, any human transformation
Is impossible, and vain
Here houellebecquiens and houellebecquiennes
For which, it is necessary that nihilism occurs
More left, more right-hand side
Its skin should simply be saved
And for this reason, all is beautiful
All the blows are allowed
More respect, it is finished
It is a question of benefitting from it well
Before the flood, the brawling
It is a question of throwing up well
All its vindication, that is urgent
More left
More line
But all these people vote
But all these people rotent
That very understood
From midday at midnight
More left
More line
But it is often of right-hand side
These people with the skilful words
For which we are obsolete
Us them poor animals
Has-been, has-been, has-been
Us a poor plonk
Who let us want that Fascisms stop
céliniens, céliniennes
houellebecquiens, houellebecquiennes
The revolution is your enemy
And if we do not like Houellebecq, the imitator
We appreciate Céline, the initiator
More left, more right-hand side
Admittedly, one can call
A left, banana
In fact, one can call
A line, canes
It does not matter the denominations
The facts remain facts
Left, right-hand side
Are only conflicts
To impose a kind of life
Has-been conflicts?
Not as much as the economy will last
With its dominant and dominant
Often with full of money
All its demented people and lunatic
Who want to monopolize our lives
In connection with the words of the economy
My neighbor across the landing, in Tonnerre (89), Michel Noury
Made me this list on what one does not say any more
Because now one says:
Blind instead of blind man
Professor of the schools instead of Master or mistress
Mass air contaminated instead of radioactive cloud
Mentally ill instead of insane
Elderly people or seniors instead of old man and old women
Job-seeker instead of unemployed
Deaf person instead of deaf person
Handicapped instead of disabled person or invalid
Ministry for national defense instead of ministry for the war
S.D.F instead of tramp
Helps domestic or technician of surface instead of cleaning lady
The Council or defender instead of lawyer
Tsunami instead of tidal wave
Think tank instead of cooler
Financial backer instead of owner
Police or police force instead of police
Alkie-dependant instead of alcoholic
Addict instead of drug addict
Publicity instead of advertisement
Earth tremor or earthquake instead of earthquake
Paid instead of slave
Police officer instead of police officer
Vacancies instead of paid vacations
Revolving instead of collective rape
Homosexual instead of lesbian
Coloured man instead of negro
Power station or prison instead of prison
Center education closed instead of reformatory
College of technical education instead of training college
Bar instead of bar
Waste instead of refuse
Criminal instead of gangster
Treasury instead of center of the taxes
Tax with dwelling instead of local taxes
Health insurance office instead of social security
Collateral damage instead of burs
Rebalancing of balance of payments instead of war
Direct sasine instead of red-handed
Container instead of dustbin
To kiss instead of making love
Tv news instead of information
Infarction instead of heart attack
Hepatitis instead of jaundice
Escalator instead of escalator
Owner, trading, owner, instead of exploiters
Soldier instead of soldier
Respiratory insufficiency instead of phtisic
Gestural language instead of sign language
Underprivileged instead of poor
Streetwalker, cal girl, instead of prostitute
Green space instead of garden
In overweight instead of large or obese
And this list is not exhaustive!
One can note that the words work us
One can deplore that the words run off the line us
One does not say working any more owner, but craftsman
Craftsman often of right-hand side or far right of the capital
And even if they do not work badly
You are not engaged any more, but donor of lessons
There is only the dough which counts, even for the masons!
And everyone can thus list
With you to amuse you…

Patrice Faubert (2012) pouète, peuète, puète, paraphysician, Pat says the guest on “hiway.fr”