The Debate That Republicans Can’t Lose

I wonder which republican candidate, in this debate, will promise the largest cuts to Social Security and medicare and SWEAR not to raise taxes on the rich who currently pay little to nothing? (ask Warren Buffet who wants, incidentally, to pay more in taxes) Which one will promise bigger war budgets than Obama’s already HUGE-ER-THAN-BUSH one? Who will propose the Xtian version of Muslim Sharia law? Does one of them hate gays more than another? And who will waterboard the most, uh, entrapped US citizen, confused Muslim kids and, uh, lonewolf democrats?

Does one of them stand out on constitutional ammendments banning flag burning, abortion and medical research?

Hmm. Tough choice.

If republicans want to know who would keep tax cuts for the rich, ignore looming environmental disaster, increase military spending, keep our troops abroad, cut Social Security and Medicare, they need look no further than, uh -well, the White House.