Elementary: If Bush was Sherlock Holmes

Let’s just fantacize for a moment or two. If Bush became the famous detective and was reflecting on his own behavior, he might have uttered something like these pronouncements (paraphrased from actual Holmes dialogue)

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"How slow witted I am, and many blunders have I committed in my lifetime"

"The air of Washington is sweeter for my presence"

"What has become of any brains that God has given me?"

"My well of English is permanently defiled"

"I cannot live without deception. what else is there to live for?"

"I think, Watson,that your are now standing in the presence of one of the absolute fools in America"

"The Iraq liberation is the fruit of my leisured ease, the magnum opus of my presidency"

"The plan for the nuking of Iran looks like one of those unwelcome revelations which call upon me to either be bored or to lie"