GOP: Mowed Down By The Bushwacker

What we’ve all been praying for is going to happen: George bush and the Crony Crew are going to expose every Republican lie and dirty secret ever cooked up in any copy of their books. Indeed, it’s already BEEN happening.

– Their rationale for the Iraq war has been shattered numerous times, everytime they try to flip it to something else it gets blown out, and nobody but the densest believe any of it now. It’s become painfully obvious they did it so they could siphon off defense contracting money by the tens of billions. Hell, we haven’t even got any oil to speak of out of the deal. The oils companies they are all in bed with are making a killing BECAUSE Iraq is off the oil production chart.

– Their betrayal of the entire Gulf Coast population of the United States is cemented in the minds of the vast majority of Americans.

– Their willingness to blow the cover of any secret operatives that might get in the way of the next war, from Slick Dick Cheney on down, has been clearly shown and is starting to result in indictments at the highest levels of the current squatters in the White House. Think any of the spooks we have left trust these clowns? Not when they could get their cover blown off by a political breeze. Even if they’re ordered to do something by these clowns, if the result is inconvenient to their plans, they just yell "Here’s the spy!" Breeds great loyalty, hmmm?

– Their un-willingness to enter true diplomatic relations with Iran is an obvious ploy to shake up the oil markets even further, which could make the defense contracting straw into a full-blown town water system main feed line, AND push oil company profits out of the known galaxy. Not to mention, anyone with the brains of a scarecrow knows that they could P.O. China and Russia by moving on Iran and either start WW-III or collapse the U.S. economy by messing up the status quo with the Chinese.

– They have utterly blown any rank-n-file Republicans’ delusions of fiscal conservitism in the federal budget into an Armageddon-sized nuclear crater of national debt that will take generations to pay off.

– It’s become clear that they are rigging elections by any combination of dirty tricks, insider election officials, and computer modems they can muster. I don’t know anyone who trusts voting machines.

– They’ve resorted to threatening the media that is finally getting tired of covering for them to the point that no one believes the newspapers or nightly news any more. The only thing keeping the press from busting them is the fear of being persecuted by Gonzo Gonzales, the fastest little legal hack in Washington. Once the threats fall flat, they’ll lose control of that, too - mark my words. The media can only stand to lose so many viewers and subscribers.

– They’ve failed to cover up all the bribery and campaign fund raising scandals by Republican Congresspersons to the point where all the slime balls are drying up and blowing away in courts nearly daily.

– They’ve so badly screwed the middle class in their non-fiscally-conservative wealthy welfare tax structure that even the hummer drivers get that they can’t afford gas much longer, and know they can’t go bankrupt to afford to keep driving the Suburban Alps to work. Every gas station is flying the best advertisement against Republicans ever invented - price signs!

– They have P.O.’d the entire rest of the world at the U.S. and everyone who travels outside the u.S. comes back telling of being nearly spit on every where they go. Now we are all hearing sad but true stories of Americans being exposed for trying to pass as Canadians when traveling so they won’t be despised everywhere they go.

– They’ve exhausted the military so badly that we can’t fight any more wars and have only our nuclear deterrent to rely on for national security. We can’t even fight a half-acre forest fire any more, let alone Iran, unless we nuke it.

– They’ve got the whole world thinking George is dumb and crazy enough to USE nukes. People are almost expecting it against Iran and everyone else is wondering if they’re next on Dubya’s hit list.

– They’ve given nothing but shoddy lip service to any agenda item they promised with the exception of creating perpetual war and taking away the most cherished freedoms in America by trick, hook, crook, or bullying.

– They’ve had the lid blown off the fact that they are spying on EVERYONE EVERYWHERE illegally without warrants or probable cause.

– They’ve had the lid blown off that they are torturing people every chance they get in the kinkiest ways they can think of.

– They’ve had the lid blown off that they will hold people in secret jails out of the country and never charge them with a crime, allow them to see a lawyer, or tell their families where they disappeared to. Even US citizens, and even BY ACCIDENT.

– They’ve had the lid blown off that their adored Chicken George ducked ’Nam, and is a possible ex-coke fiend and definite ex- lush. At least they hope it’s "ex".

– They’ve had the lid blown off the Chicken George wrote in that he doesn’t have to follow any laws he signs over 750 times.

– Chicken George tried to nominated the Doting Doltess, Dear Harriet to the Supreme Court - and then stuck in two someones that are going to try to take away every civil right they can get their mitts on.

– Chicken George signed off on CAFTA and has tried to bust every union in the chops by stealth.

– They tried selling off port operations in the U.S. to a company with ties to 9/11 and are trying to sell military parts manufacturing to the same.

– They’ve failed to secure our ports or borders against the WMD they failed to find anywhere in the country they invaded based on lies.

– They’ve been caught trying to stealth - classify every government document in existence.

– Their close ties to the corporate thieves of Enron and their cover for the same are currently being exposed.

– They’ve proven that whenever there’s any kind of problem, the only course of action they can come up with is "Throw soldiers, lies, insults, and defense contracting scams at it" is the only actual opilicy they can come up with.

– I’m too tired of typing to continue the list, but it’s growing several times a day.

What can they POSSIBLY run on in the Fall?

Mark my words, EVERY mis-deed they have done or will try to do has been or will be exposed.