George Bush’s "Freedom" Speech.. Wow!

George Bush spoke today at a safe venue: The Republican Troops for the Neverending War...in Ft.Ticonderoga, Georgia.
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Good day! (troops: "Hoo-Rah!")

We’re all real Americans here, and we’ve got a long slog of a fight ahead of us. We’re engaged in an almost endless battle for truth, justice and the American way. We all love freedom and must fight terror where and when we find it.

Our old enemy Ben Laden, that creepy cave-dwelling leader of the Evil Forces in the Middle East, has dedicated himself to the destruction of the United States and all countries who disagree with this agenda. He is like Hitler or Lenin or Stalin or Mao...in that he has sworn to imprison the infidels of the world, torture and gas those who don’t conform to his strict religious laws, and rape our young and delicate American daughters!
This cannot stand!

(troops:, standing..."Hoo-Rah!")

I’ll be asking a lot more sacrifice of you, our noble, brave, courageous and fine fighting forces. We must vanquish these monsters who would dictate, like Nazis, our very future and lifestyles to which we have become accustomed. They want our land, our personal property, and our very souls...which they would send to Hell itself!

You may not survive this battle. It may go on for years, decades..even longer. But it’s the GOOD FIGHT, and we must dedicate ourselves in the name of the Lord, to ridding the earth of these foul slime! You may come home minus an eye, a leg, an arm or something a bit more "personal". No matter. It’s worth it. You might be killed. That is the price many soldiers in the Army of the best country in the world often have to pay. If you don’t die you may come home stricken by an odd disease like "Gulf War Syndrome" or "Depleted Uranium poisoning". I’ll tell you something; those illenesses don’t exist. They are just claims made by malingerers and ne’r-do-wells who don’t have the stomach for the fight.

You may come home with a messed up mind. Don’t let that bother you. That’s par for the course. We all have to suffer the pain and anguish of taking another person’s life. It’s only natural. But keep this in mind to protect your sanity. Our enemy is NOT human. These are simply animals in human form. Animals who kill without discretion, who torture their fellow man, who care not for what happens to you or your lovely wife back home. If you don’t fight now perhaps soon...very soon, you’ll be force to combat them right here in the good old US of A!...We could face them mano a mano, face to face, back to back, belly to belly...in our sacred streets. Maybe THEN you’ll rise to the occasion and stop them before they rape your wife and ruin your way of life.

God Bless America!

(troops: HOOOOOO-RAAAAAH!