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Yesterday, Aug 30th 2006, Donald Rumsfeld delivered an erudite and foreceful speech to the Republican Veterans of War (membership 16 men). Here is a transcript:
Good Evening:
Today we are fighting a new kind of war. We went to Afghanistan and then to Iraq to strike back at those who attacked us on 9/11,and to find and destroy WMDs, which we know are still to be located beneath the burning sands. These monsters in turbans, these Neo-Nazi Muslim extremist Islamo-Fascists use terrible techniques when they challenge our might. They shoot and rape scores of innocent women and children, torture their victims, kill our soldiers and bomb everything in sight. In short they have destroyed the very infrastructure of these two countries.
Afghanistan and Iraq have gladly embraced our occupation and have turned out in massive nubmers to vote for a new,dynamic, democratic way of life!
The United States of America has never been more respected throughout the world! Our coalition of the willing, including troops from Palau,Katzikistan, The Marshall Islands, Tonga, Iceland, Zimbabwe and Upper Slobovia are greeted daily with garlands of flowers and chocolates. True, there are some dissenters, but they are in the decided minority.
Soon we will finish construction of the world’s largest and most magnificent embassy in Baghdad. President Milok, Milak, Milekkk, er, The Iraqi President is also welcoming new corporate interests like MacDonald’s, Starbucks, and Wal-Mart..all American icons which are embraced by Muslims throughout the Middle East.
As the violence winds down to all time lows and the fine, well trained Iraqi Security Forces continue to take over responsibilities for the safety of the populace....and as the water and electicity levels return to pre-war levels, we note that the change we’ve realized through our generosity, compassion and policy wisdom is nothing short of a God sent miracle!
Back home, unfortunately, there are those Leftists, Commies, ex-Hippies and Anarchists, such as members of the so-called "Democratic Party" who decry our efforts and thwart our contributions to world peace and harmony. Even as we prepare to deal a final deadly blow to the insidious government of Iran there are actually those who challenge our motives. These swine have suggested that profit is our main objective! Don’t believe it for a minute! The United States, under the control of our noble leader George Bush, and with the never-ending moral cooperation of Richard Cheney, has only the welfare of the entire planet as it’s main concern.
These nay sayers across our fine land just don’t know what we know they thought they knew when we knew they knew they didn’t know,er, know what...forget it.
The "Democrats" are confused, in disarray, of negative spirit and traitorous intent. Soon we’ll have to deal with them more harshly, but in the meantime just remember this:
We love you, and God bless the USA!
Forum posts
3 September 2006, 12:55
The " magnificent embassy," reported by Rumsfeld that is being built in Bagdad is one of the most underreported stories of the war. Why??
3 September 2006, 15:50
Bush really doesn’t want to leave Iraq. That is the source of his power. He is our War President and can disobey any law because of that. He can spit on the Constitution, threaten Senators and Judges, send sycophant attorneys to plead the case for torture, wire tapping, death and destruction, because Bush wants to become emperor of the world. As he holds the keys to nuclear weapons he is a tremendous danger to the world. His constant messages inspiring fear and terror are what keeps him in power,as the frightened sheep let him get away with murder, destruction, and rape of the earth. His Christo-Fascists are as evil as any Islamo-Fascist...all religious looneys who will not hesitate to kill to achieve dominion over the rest of us.