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The first to be evacuated from Lebanon are those poor, starving, and desperate members of the Embassy in Beirut.
Next came about 75 truly needy US citizens, caught up in the dreadful Israeli bombings. They include.
Mr. and Mrs. J. Pierpont Smithe-Fettering III, starving owners of the "Stuffed Pig" gourmet restaurant.
A family of 14 from the American University, the Wellington-Farquarts of the Hamptons,CT. They were desperate and caught in the crossfire. They were pulled out just in time and were able to bring their objets d’ art with them, including rare jade vases which were in serious jeopardy of being destroyed.
Mr. and Mrs. Ashley Mellon IV of Beverly Hills, CA. Mr Mellon suffered from migraine headaches and his wife from gout. The US Marines put them on the first helicopter and took them immediately to a waiting yacht, the "Pompous II", where they will recover with iced martinis and caviar. Their children were not so lucky, they just missed being hit by a shell which hit a McDonald’s a block away from their mansion. They will join the family tomorrow.
There are countless stories like this and it is hoped that all these needy Americans can be evacuated in time! The remaining 24,789 ciizens, most with minor problems like burns, cuts, or psychologicl disturbances...will be medivac’d as soon as the TRULY needy are taken care of...perhaps within a month.
Forum posts
19 July 2006, 00:03
The most needy are the CIA agents!
19 July 2006, 01:52
So, What is your point? Just because they may have a few bucks, does that mae a difference? They probably provide you with employent. They are people too. I am sure glad we don’t use your standards to measure what action should be taken. Oh, I almost forgot, the grapes are sour!!!
20 July 2006, 01:24
Before you dismiss the class-based evacuations; Jonathan Cook (often writes for the Brit paper, The Guardian) has written that the evacuees are being asked to pay for the transit to Cypress. Secondly, he cites a passage from personal E-mail that once the evacuees are on Cypress, they are responsible for their return passage back to the States.
BTW, it is always nice to have worker-drones such as yourself to run interference for the ruling class. As history is littered with the like of you, you will always be part of the underclass; satisfied with the crumbs from the table. Never achieving a position of providing employment. So, by all means always think as you do, we need clerks.
19 July 2006, 04:11
hmmmm a perfect trigger to start WW3 will be to hit a cruise ship transporting americans out of lebanon. Orchestrated of course by the MOSAD HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA This will give the excuse to go into Iran and Syria. oh, and get ready for 5.00 per gallon at the pump.