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When they invade the USA!...Bush says they will!

by Open-Publishing - Thursday 24 August 2006
7 comments

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The other day Bush said "If we give up our efforts in Iraq and pull out before the mission is accomplished, the terrorists will follow us over here!"

We’d sure better heed his erudite and carefully considered advice. I have no doubt that the minute we pull out of Iraq, where we’re doing a bang-up job, the various dead enders, thugs, teenagers, angry fathers and mothers, Saudi fighters, Sunis and Shia will board planes and boats and trains and automobiles, armed to teeth, and head to New Jersey or Galveston or San Diego. Upon arrival they’ll hop on a tank or into a Humvee...and just as in the very believable film "Invasion USA" (Chuck Norris), our country will be destroyed!

We’ve got to stay the course for as long as it takes...can’t you see?

Forum posts

  • Even for the "terrorist" USA is too lousy to boring to go or to stay and even invasion would be to boring.

    • To boring. I guess you haven’t been to Texas and spent sometime with those cute unspoiled Texas high school girls.
      You’ll have enough fun with them to make you forget your Mother and Sisters.

  • Fine for me, get rid of that place, or at least its inhabitants (what’s left of the landscape is some of the finest, though). It’s been causing way too much damage around the globe for way too long.

    QT

  • Yes, I see. Bush in his addled brain sees clearly the Rapture, the Apocalypse, his Jesus returning just before elections, and VICTORY in everything he has ever done. He is a magnificent hero, a conquering messiah, a wonderful competent leader, an honest incorruptible solid leader on a par with George Washington, Lincoln and Julius Caesar. All hail the Bush, all kneel before him, this incomparable nincompoop!

  • We have to stay the course. Which course? Neo-con course? Golf course? B ush course?

    Wait a minute isn’t Bush the real terrorist? So this means they are already here.

    Busted!