Independence Day 2012

Washington D. C. 
July 4, 2012 
8 pm

In moves that startled (and pleased) the international community, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Barack Obama, and a host of cabinet level administration officials (from both the Bush and Obama administrations) were arrested, given orange clothing, shackled and paraded through the streets of the National Mall.

Geitner, a couple of Paulsens, a Dimon and a sizeable number of once prominent bankers and Federal Reserve bigwigs were also seen in chains walking on paths strewn with worthless US dollars as angry citizens exercised an obscene amount of control, nevertheless making themselves heard "loud and clear" by the once deaf ears. 

Military officials responded to public demands the they honor their oath to support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic and assisted in the arrests. 

The courts, under growing public pressure and outrage, have responded by assuring US citizens that "the constitution will be honored, justice will be served, and punishment will be both harsh and swift."

After it was determined, by careful analysis of documents and speeches, that all of these officials (sic) and bank CEOs, as well as the preponderance of members of both houses of congress (currently being held in what were previously FEMA and ICE camps), were, in fact, psychopaths the public moved swiftly (with the aid of the military) to make "all necessary arrests."

On what WAS to be the eve of the illegal war of aggression against Iran, one unidentified citizen said, "We wanted the international community to understand that true Americans have not supported, and will no longer tolerate, US/Israeli bullying in the Middle East."

In France Nicolas Sarkozy has been overthrown and both Greece and Ireland have overthrown their governments and declared the EU bailouts (sic) invalid. 

International banks have closed their doors with a host of CEO’s property and accounts confiscated. Foreclosures came to a halt and housing, wherever vacant, has been occupied by former owners as well as citizen groups rallying for the dignity of the homeless. 

Food distribution channels have been taken over by employees and will continue uninterrupted according to a spokesman for Occupy Food. Farmers and suppliers have worked together, "until local food suppliers can accommodate local demand," to ensure that ALL Americans can eat, "until we sort this mess out. We’re in the process of creating a sustainable food supply that does not rely on oil, foriegn or domestic, but rather biodiesel if it has to be transported at all. We still want kids to have an orange at Christmas afterall."

The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff said, in a public statement today, that, "All service personnel will be available to make the transition to a true democracy of the people, by the people and for the people as smooth as is humanly possible." He added that, "all illegal military actions that were ordered by presidents past and recent have been stopped and all personnel stationed abroad have been assigned the duty of making reparations to the communities affected by their presence. In every case they will be home with their families by Christmas."